My Kitten Gizmo.

 Adorable right? That was born in my wardrobe ;)

Venus Hum- Surgery in the sky

 This is an old tune but it's fucking sexy. My (not really) little sister Chuck bummed off my previous muscial post so I have decided to post up more music shit. This song makes me feel high. Me lovezies.

On a more positive note...

Here's a slutty nurse. Enjoy.

This is just a drawing from the summer of an avatar of mine. I like slutty avatars ok? Live with it. If I'm gonna be honest, mostly proud of her tits. Look how squishy they are... jeez my life. <3

Brain Gazms Page Six

 Sorries for the language but I was quite angry when I did this page. My mum has a few disabilites which made me not want to go to uni however she didn't wanna hold me back so I attended a nearby one.

 When applying for DLA (disability living allowance), you're meant to have your doctor approve, then for the DLA to send theirs to double check which is completely understandable. The doctor is meant to make an appointment with said client, for them to have a witness & for them to read + sign the doctors notes. He turned up unannounced, mum had no witness & wasn't even dressed for that matter. Then what really takes the biscuit is that she didn't even read or sign his notes & was then declined DLA. My mum can barely walk let alone pic up a kettle for christ sake! She now has to go for appeal which could take 6 months!?! She's running out of sick pay :(. I wish I could move back to help I really do :(.

 It just sickens me that that's how greedy this country is these days. Sure we'll let lazy people have money to live even though they are perfectly capable of earning... but people who can't really move... WE CAN MAKE THEM WAIT. They are literally declining everyone of DLA at first to try to make them give up, see how long they can keep their money. It is bloody ridic.

 Any thoughts + similar experiences please comment.

Now for some dark humor.

Wanna meet my Grandad?

WELL HERE HE IS.

I'm sick I know right?
I've already mourned don't worry. I'd just rather have a laugh about life & enjoy myself. He was an awesome man trust me... if not very grumpy.

Btw you'll realise I mostly always wear this hat if not another one. I'm in my pjs cause I only just got up btw ;).

Jai Paul - BTSTU

 I'm totally bumming off this song atm. Considering drawing some stuffs whilst listening to it cause I know I would produce some warpy illustrations. I did this once whilst listening to Time to Pretend by MGMT.

 This is what I mangaed to pull out from analysing the lyrics. I'm pretty proud of the perspective :). This is the kinda stuff I usually love to draw. I use any old black fine liner then to colour it I use Letraset Tria Markers which are pretty pricey but pretty damn sexy. I need to purchase some more so me thinks getting a job at uni is the plan. I'm gonna end up spending maybe £200 atleast? You probably think I'm mad but I can't even start to imagine what I'd produce with those pens <3.

Old comic thang I did for college

 Title kinda says it all. I'm not posting up the finished comic atm cause I'm a lazy bitch <3. But basically this was for a final but there are so many mistakes. I've used the wrong flesh colours etc & its quite wonky. But to be fair I did the entire thing on photoshop so yeah!!! 

Old Forum Avy Headshots

 I used to be on this anime forum where people could customise their avatars n such. I used to sell half arsed head shots for like 5k gold which was alright cause they only took 20 mins?. I ended up with like 1.5mil... so you can imagine how many I did but it was all good practise. Thought I'd show you guys a couple!

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I've developed a habit of carrying a tiny sketchbook with me aswell as my journal to jot down some of my random, crazy ass ideas. I'm quite fond of this one :). As you can tell the letters have been sectioned off & portrayed by class. I was inspired by titanic also for this one. You gotta love my little top hats ;).

Mumford & Sons- The Cave

Now this bby, this is a tune.
 This was first introduced to me by an awesome guy called Anthony who is also nicknamed Smallville in our block. He be studying fine art like a boss.
 I'm interested in starting an acoustic band with him & Iain which will be badass. So enjoy some tunage & I'll let you know how it goes. Might post a vid in the future :).

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 I did warn you about the sexual content in my drawings. There isn't any real meaning to this page. It is literally me & my lesbian flat mate, Liss, oggling as models in FHM magazine. This, I believe, is an excellent way to spend my day. Nah I'm not a lesbian, I'm bisexual haha.
 I'll link you to Liss's Tumblr, she's awesome :). I will be moving into a house with her & some other cool hoes next year.

 This was illustrated using brush & Posca pens. <3

Life Drawing: Clay

 I have life drawing once a week for an afternoon. This week our tutor let us get experimental (not sexually) with some clay of which I've never used before. I really enjoyed it! As you can see with all of the dodgey finger prints I'm not brilliant but I don't think it was too bad for a first go? In future I'll use water to smooth it out.

 However this is the best piece of the day ;). I love my little bunny & his sexy carrot. His name is Phillip & he's OCD. As he heads on over to perfect the leaves on this badass carrot, "Oh noes!" big, gay Jeff the Nessie comes to have a munch on both of them!!

 My tutor asked me if I was getting distracted as she couldn't see a loch ness in the room. Luckily I was rescued by my friend Simon who retaliated by saying the loch ness was in the room whilst she wasn't. Oh yeah ;). Good times.

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You will come to realise I like drawing boobies. Hehe... I said boobies. Anway the subject matter is a little distressing, the subject being the exploration of suicidal thoughts. No worries, I'm not gonna kill myself or know anyone who is planning to. I just like to splatter red ink which, if I'm gonna be honest, I think looks pretty badass.

 I illustrated this with my sexy brush pen which I'm really getting the hang of now :3. I had marked an "X" on her head however it bled into the ink which I kinda actually like as it represents confusion.

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 I must appologise for the picture quality & the fact you need to tilt your head to view the bastard thing. My scanner has disappeared somewhere magically awkward so until it has come back you will have to put up with these. Bad times right?
 I started this journal on the 11/11/2011 which was pure epicness to the max. Also I had counselling that day which was pretty good despite me being late due to the shitty receptionist giving me the wrong time.

 However the most hilarious thing was that when the fire alarm sounded for the moment of silence, I was just leaving the room. With my awesome no sense of direction, I had somehow slipped into someone's usually bolted office instead of the exit corridor. The tutor or whoever looked very confused which was even funnier as they couldn't question my appearence there due to the silence. I slipped out & ran away with style ;). Embaressing but pretty damn fun.
 Anyway I used newspaper as a background which provided a good camoflage for the illustration for myself. I do feel pretty lost at the moment so I felt that this was appropriate. I used some blue ink to splatter, brush pens for illustrations & posca pens (black + silver) for the typography.

Brain Gazms Page One

 This is the first page from my personal skecthbook "Brain Gazms". I decided that not only counselling was going to fix my head so I needed another output so of course this made the most sense. I started this one during a health & safety lecture which was... delightful. The ironic thing was that after being told how easily fires occur during cooking, as soon as I come back I burnt my bacon to a crisp. I had to hold the frying pan out of the window to avoid the alarm going off. I looked like a total twat.

 For this page I used some sexy pink, green & black Posca pens. I love those sexy ass pens; the colour is immense.